Nick's Tater Ship

Judge. Jury. Executioner. The Ocean Decides.

Day 0: Nick was elected on a promise to end crime. His first decree abolished prisons.

Retrofitted cruise ships — "Nicks Tater Ships" — now patrol the coast. The ocean is the sentence.

You were appointed as a party loyalist. Your job: review one case per day. Render a binding verdict. No appeals. The thrown either swim back or they don't.

Every citizen ID shows swim ability. Non-swimmers die at any distance. The regime knows this. It does not care.

Nick's mood shifts daily. His directives override everything. Please him, rise in rank. Displease him, face Nebraska.